Have you looked at the Starlite? It's more expensive than an android tablet but might do what you're looking for.

Heard about this the other day. I haven't tried it yet, but it looks promising.

You can use two separate VPNs if you use a work profile to run the second one. I'm not sure if this would work for your use case though. Check out Shelter if you want to give it a try.

To be fair, arch could look like that after a few days.

If you like the idea of asdf, I would recommend looking at mise. It does all the same things (and more) and is much more performant in my experience.

ChatGPT responses: (probably stolen from some other presentation):

"Connecting Diverse Minds, One Federation at a Time: The Fediverse – Where Decentralization Sparks Unity."

"Decentralize, Unify: Fediverse – Where Connections Flourish Beyond Boundaries."

The guided installer will resize your disk volume and set it up for dual boot by default. It's Fedora based and uses KDE Plasma which is a great user experience IMO. Admittedly, I only booted into it to briefly kick the tires but the install was a pretty smooth process. This page details what features are still missing so I'd suggest looking there first to ensure you're not missing anything critical. For me, missing USB-C monitor support is a deal breaker.