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Wheeled earthlings are brightly colored, often ornamented as predators, and are clearly capable of killing -- but they cannot feed themselves; they rely entirely on bipedal earthlings to suck food from the ground, prepare it, and feed them through tubes.
Also: When a wheeled earthling kills a prey animal such as a deer, bipedal earthlings typically regard that prey animal as cursed and do not eat it, even though it is made of meat. Bipedals only eat prey animals that have been killed by bipedals, whether in the wild or in specialized killing structures.
Even the ones that are based on an electrical metabolism mostly need bipedals to feed them. Although there is some evidence they can feed on their own with an alternative carnivore metabolism, as can be seen in this reputable earthing publication:
https://www.theonion.com/self-driving-tesla-regurgitates-pedestrian-to-feed-offs-1850797094
Ah yes, The Onion. A well known Earthling cooking website. I have tried to ingest an onion once. It was unpleasant.