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[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 30 points 1 year ago

Real talk though, bonemeal is high in phosphorus, a plant macronutrient. I do not actually suggest using human bones

[-] demonquark@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Is there really no downsides to eating the rich?

[-] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 year ago
[-] knorke3@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

but the rich are made out of plastic, no?

[-] ArcticLynx@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

plastic is unhealthy to eat

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

The meat might be tender, but if they're US billionaires they'll likely have abnormally high salt content. Just something to be aware if you have high cholesterol

[-] Gamey@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

Humanity might actually survive climate change, depending on your viewpoint that could probably be a negative!

[-] huge_clock@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Eat the rich -> you be one the next richest -> get eaten

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

And it grows saplings instantly

[-] ubermeisters@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

It's calcium phosphate still right not just phosphorus?

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] ubermeisters@lemmy.world -3 points 1 year ago

This is like saying PLA is biodegradable lmao

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 year ago
[-] ubermeisters@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago
[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 year ago

Really though. The article I link to shows it's uptake in plants and improvement in soil available P

[-] ubermeisters@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

~~Nobody actually cares though~~ SatansMaggotyCumFart may care, but I dont, you do realize that.. you're trying to make some point but this is a fucking meme community dude..

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago

Thank you, Satan's maggoty cum farts!

What piece of equipment is that track shovel for?

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago

A dozer, I suppose, if I had to pick.

I used mine for digging. Lots. Lots and lots of digging. I put the entire rodentia order to shame

[-] ubermeisters@lemmy.world -4 points 1 year ago

i think you were supposed to say your username in there somehow, the rest of us are all doing it

Dude, why would you say that?

This is a fucking meme community.

[-] ubermeisters@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Ladies and gentlemen, the esteemed SatansMaggoryCumFart has spoken!!!

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm just over here, doing my thing. Talking about soil amendments and living my life.

You don't have to comment if you find my stuff boring. In the meantime, I'll keep on doing what suits me; educating people like @satansmaggotycumfart@lemmy.world below for instance

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

You're sending really mixed signals.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 year ago

I just really like soil amendments. And mixed signals.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

But not mixed amendments and soil signals? Just checking.

[-] Gamey@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Just imagine how much CO2 will never get released if you plant a tree with rich peoples bones!

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

All this talk of eating the rich, when we should really use the rich as fertilizer. This has the side benefit of allowing one to include their vegan or vegetarian friends.

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