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[-] Destraight@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago

I'm not an alcoholic that hangs around bars to fuck crying vulnerable women. Disgusting, I would rather find a woman while I'm at the movies, or my local auto parts store. I got car puns

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

This isn't an auto parts store and I'm not a woman, but I'd love to hear a car pun if you don't mind

[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Confucius say, "man who run behind car get exhausted"

"man who run in front of car get tired"

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