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[-] Crikeste@lemm.ee 384 points 1 year ago
[-] Pissnpink@feddit.uk 193 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He's so smart, tricking silly women into having sex with him in his mind.

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 year ago

Hahaha broads are so gullible.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago

Not all broads are like me...

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[-] TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee 96 points 1 year ago

What kind of robot thinks "hey are you waiting for someone" sounds like a normal thing to ask a person?

Be me Stood up by obvious catfish Sad that I fell for it again Even worse, the man who's been drinking alone while staring at me for the last half hour is coming over. He smirks and asks "hey are you waiting for someone"? I instinctually interpret it as "do you have any witnesses arriving soon?"

[-] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

You've been watching this person for half an hour, you pick up certain cues, like they being alone and waiting instead of making an order.

[-] Clipboards@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Yeah like original post is bullshit but this isn't at all a foreign thing to say

[-] PeleSpirit@lemmy.world 181 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

85% out of 10, what is the half one working?

[-] dudewitbow@lemmy.ml 92 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They had fun together, but she didn't go all the way because they were family.

[-] TheBERFA@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

Well, he said it worked 10 times, and 85% of the time. He may mean it worked 10 out of 12 attempts and is rounding up from 83.3%

But let's be honest, he probably hadn't even attempted it once.

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[-] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago

That’s the one we call the Boebert.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

It worked, but turned out to be a guy. Still had a good time though

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[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 112 points 1 year ago
[-] GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de 57 points 1 year ago

That's fucking 8 times and a blowie

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[-] Shard@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

60% of the time, it works everytime.

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[-] Eonandahalf@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

85% of the time, it works every time!

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[-] MTK@lemmy.world 102 points 1 year ago

I'd rather die than be this desperate and immoral.

Perfect green text!

[-] Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 year ago

This is basically how a romance scam works but without the asking for money part

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 95 points 1 year ago

I've posted this green text 20 times and people fall for it 73.6% of the time

[-] AngryHumanoid@reddthat.com 48 points 1 year ago

5 out of 7 statistics are made up on the spot.

[-] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 31 points 1 year ago

oh damn, a perfect score

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[-] aredditimmigrant@endlesstalk.org 76 points 1 year ago

How does the math work that they did it 10x with 85% working?

Also wtf gaslighting. This is a whole new level of negging

[-] Hegar@kbin.social 31 points 1 year ago

I know right? It's almost like people lie on the internet.

[-] Dirk_Darkly@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago

Sure, but this is 4chan. They tend to operate with integrity.

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[-] rwhitisissle@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

That's not gaslighting. It's catfishing. Gaslighting is when you try to trick someone into thinking they're crazy or that their memory is unreliable by lying to them about events you both experienced or knew about.

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[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago

The only believable part is at the beginning where 30 women didn't go on a date with someone who uses 4chan after talking to them.

[-] messianic@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago

Remember to turn off notification sounds 😉

[-] Doesnotexist@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago

How can you do it 10 times and have an 85% success rate?

[-] lapommedeterre@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

Maybe just a handy, so counts it as half

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[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 39 points 1 year ago

60% of the time, it works every time.

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[-] mounderfod@lemmy.sdf.org 36 points 1 year ago

I'm like 90% sure this features in Barney Stinson's playbook lmfao

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[-] Clbull@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think the term here is 'chadfishing.'

There are people who allegedly do stuff like this on Tinder, but it's mainly to push the incel narrative that you need a strong square jawline, huge chin, and other masculine features to even have a chance to match with ladies on Tinder.

Or course people claiming this could easily have faked screenshots, so take that with a massive grain of salt.

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[-] min_fapper@iusearchlinux.fyi 29 points 1 year ago

I think there's a friends episode with this as the plot

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[-] DreadTowel@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago
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[-] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 27 points 1 year ago

So he tried it ten times and it worked 8 times and a half time?

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[-] DunkelLicht@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 1 year ago

If the dude was getting 60 matches in two months he was already doing quite good for himself, no? Pretty sure that is above average.

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[-] Destraight@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago

I'm not an alcoholic that hangs around bars to fuck crying vulnerable women. Disgusting, I would rather find a woman while I'm at the movies, or my local auto parts store. I got car puns

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[-] ebenixo@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago

tinder is a narcissist honey pot

[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Why do I feel promiscuity is disgusting? I have no connection to a stupid religion, neither do I care about social standards in that regard. Am I old fashioned or uptight? But since I was a teenager I despise it to the point I had the opportunity and said no, several times (when I was younger, I'm around 40 now) My buddies always said i'm stupid asf, I don't know. Am I? Got 2 girlfriends in my life, the last one now for 20 years (still going), all my experience you can count on one hand, I don't feel inhibited in my "skills", at least what the feedback tells me, but on the other hand there's clearly a bias, idk.

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[-] Treczoks@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

Wouldn't it be funny when he could not recognize the woman because she used a fake image, too?

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Interesting. Counterpoint, anon's a dick for manipulating people like that.

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Counter to what? That is the point.

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[-] catherine_fish@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

10 times. 85%. Afraid of the half one.

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