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[-] anonono@lemmy.world 131 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

People always forget about the rules of the internet.

Rule 29: On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.

Rule 30: Girls do not exist on the internet

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

Which is weird when you think about Rule 31: Tits or GTFOโ€”the choice is yours.

And to that I say...

[-] Okokimup@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I've never known men to be resistant to sending a dick pic. You don't even have to ask.

Edit: missing letter.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Ahem... well? ๐Ÿ˜

[-] AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hello I am 5 years old and vulnerable ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ–๏ธ and I'm definitely NOT an agent

[-] Seudo@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

And if they do tits or gtfo!

[-] Willer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I had a three point argument ready on why that line is not sexist but i forgor ๐Ÿ’€

[-] Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

As I understand it, most girls on the internet are in fact dudes out to scam poor simple thirsty motherfuckers like us, so "tits or gtfo" is simply a type of verification process to protect ourselves ๐Ÿ˜‡

[-] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

It was always hard to verify images. Images with timestamps and weird specific instructions were a good way around that, but AIโ€ฆ

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Tits with a skin tonned banana for scale in between them. Good luck AI

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