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[-] zoostation@lemmy.world 412 points 1 year ago

The guy being more upvoted is the most Reddit thing

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 79 points 1 year ago

Homie, that "guy" is also a woman

[-] dlpkl@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago

On dog, everyone internet. No one know human

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[-] MBM@lemmings.world 48 points 1 year ago

I mean, duh. Everyone on the internet is just women pretending to be men.

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[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 240 points 1 year ago

You mean women are people who knows how to navigate to a website, sign up for accounts, and express our own points of view on different topics? How could this be possible?

[-] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 123 points 1 year ago
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[-] oldGregg@lemm.ee 184 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fake + gay

Women are a rumor

[-] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 116 points 1 year ago

Top 5 Creatures of Folklore according to Redditors:

  • Chupacabra
  • The Jersey Devil
  • Bigfoot
  • Mothman
  • Women on the internet
[-] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 48 points 1 year ago

There are no women on the internet. Men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

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[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 154 points 1 year ago

poor guy spent so much time on reddit that he forgot women exist

[-] Ozymati@lemmy.nz 70 points 1 year ago

There are no women on reddit. Only men, the FBI, shills, and the occasional dog who learned to type.

I would love to meet a typing dog. I wonder what it would be like.

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[-] bquintb@midwest.social 133 points 1 year ago

There are no women on the internet

/s

[-] z500@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago

The Internet, where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

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[-] pascal@lemm.ee 32 points 1 year ago

There are no women on the internet

!https://i.imgur.com/f2rLQ.png

[-] Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago

Holy incel, batman!

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[-] anonono@lemmy.world 131 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

People always forget about the rules of the internet.

Rule 29: On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.

Rule 30: Girls do not exist on the internet

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

Which is weird when you think about Rule 31: Tits or GTFO—the choice is yours.

And to that I say...

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[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 94 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It was fun when I read a reddit story and at the end realize I was imagining the wrong gender. Then I would reread the story and it made a lot more sense, like a movie with a twist ending and flashbacks to previous scenes.

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[-] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 89 points 1 year ago
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[-] archonet@lemmy.world 84 points 1 year ago

Dating is different for gay people? Since when? I'm gay and dating is a neverending slog of trying to find one decent functional adult in a sea of jackasses. How is this different?

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[-] DunkelLicht@discuss.tchncs.de 80 points 1 year ago

I mean, the irony is that there are even less women on lemmy than on reddit so like...

[-] Sheeple@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago
[-] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

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[-] braxy29@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

there's at least the two of us

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[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 75 points 1 year ago

The updoots tell a harrowing tale.

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[-] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 67 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Back in the day we had a rules of the internet and they were clear: there are no women on the internet. So you are not fooling me

Can confirm. The moment my wife opens a web browser, her breasts invert, a beard grows out and a massive shlong replaces her lady cave.

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 50 points 1 year ago

All transmascs should know this one trick

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[-] Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 60 points 1 year ago

Wait! Girls EXIST on the internet ‽‽‽ /s

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[-] SuddenlyBlowGreen@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago

Ah yes, the old "I reject your reality and substitute my own".

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[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 57 points 1 year ago

I've noted that for some reason society in general seems clueless that women actually exist

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[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 year ago

My homie need to go touch grass

[-] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 53 points 1 year ago

Nah dude liking dicks is hella gay

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[-] Kase@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago

Does... does this mean we finally killed heteronormativity? /j

[-] neeeeDanke@feddit.de 26 points 1 year ago

yay, we replaced it with more ?masculinormativity? :D.

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[-] mojo@lemm.ee 34 points 1 year ago

Sorry but the upvotes determine the truth here.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 29 points 1 year ago

What's red's username? PM_ME_YOUR_TITS?

[-] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

This genius and his two sock puppets are really crushing the comment section. You always have to insert a lol in order to convey the levity of your position when shitting on the plebs from a great height.

[-] grayman@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

What is a woman?

Clearly not that dude!

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