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Does one person in the relationship take forever to get ready or for 2 men do they just decide to go out and 3 minutes later leave the house?
Is it supposed to be the woman who takes a long time? Because I'm a guy and she's always waiting for me. Not proud of this, but these stereotypes really don't help.
I'm always waiting for my husband, too. Drives me nuts.
It has to depend, I know some men take a long time to get ready too
I lived with gay roommates (three gay men, two were a couple one was single), and the single one took AGES to get ready. I'm talking he'd shower at 730, we'd ask what he was doing and he'd say he had a date then leave the house at fucking 930.
He didn't wear make up or anything I have legitimately no fucking clue what he could've been doing for so long. The couple on the other hand, one took longer than the other but honestly they were both pretty fast get ready-ers.
He was jacking off so that he can longer. Oldest trick in the bock.
If he took two hours to jack off, I shudder to think how long that made him last after 😱
Fuck that stereotype. I'm in a lesbian relationship and getting ready for either of us is putting on pants and possibly a jacket.
yes but we all know most lesbians are just two men in a trenchcoat
I've never seen a fact this hard in my entire life
I have 6 teenage boys. Three of them are women by this definition.
I was in a gay relationship once and at like 9:00 at night my boyfriend turns to me and goes: "Do you want wings?!?"
I'm a bit shocked by the random question but go: "Hell yeah!" We jumped into the car, went to the wings place which closes at 9:30 mind you, got there at around 9:16, including driving. Like 9:27-9:45-ish, we're back and have a huge plate of wings and sides, just eating like animals
So uh, it varies, but the possibility is definitely there for two men to have a tactical romantic excursion in record time XD
Showing up 14 minutes to close with a large order is evil.
Sounds like they were gone before closing time
To me it doesn't matter. Having worked in kitchens, we're usually trying to get a head start on cleaning 15 minutes to close. I just think it's rude to order that close to closing time.
I'm not american but aren't wings usually precooked? Or is it not like that?
If you turn up to a chippy or fried chicken place just before closing time in the UK they sometimes give you extra food they would otherwise have to bin at the end of the night. I get why it's annoying if you'd have to cook something fresh though.
Does one of them demand from the other to clean shave their entire body?
Ngl I can barely stand a hairy back. Pun intended