let it cool a bit and fold it over. eat it like a big sammich. don't even have to dirty the pizza cutter.
Call it a calzone and suddenly you've circled back to fancy diner.
Who the hell calls a calzone "fancy dinner"?
Someone who would eat a frozen pizza all folded up.
Eat it frozen. Way quicker, way lazier.
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let it cool a bit and fold it over. eat it like a big sammich. don't even have to dirty the pizza cutter.
Call it a calzone and suddenly you've circled back to fancy diner.
Who the hell calls a calzone "fancy dinner"?
Someone who would eat a frozen pizza all folded up.
Eat it frozen. Way quicker, way lazier.