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Which is the best part of winter: the sun setting at 5pm every day, or it literally hurting when you go outside? (lemmy.world)

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[-] iHUNTcriminals@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The suicidal agony.

But then there's the best part of waking up, the Folgers in your cup.

[-] lobsticle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

And your brother surprising you by coming home for Christmas from the Peace Corps and getting to fuck him

[-] iHUNTcriminals@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Da fuck?

[-] lobsticle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

My bad, I just naturally assume everyone knows of this amazing commercial. Go to Google or YouTube and search "Folgers incest" or "Folgers brother sister" and enjoy!

[-] iHUNTcriminals@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Brought to you by Maxwell's House premium coffee.

[-] Zorque@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

You should try filling it to the rim with Brim instead.

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