Kevin James playing bass makes me feel bad to be a bassist.
oh come on now. don't talk like that. there's many more reasons to feel bad about being a bassist.
But at least they're not a drummer.
Bassists are just translators between rhythm and melody instruments (source: bassist).
Ouch, but fair
oldie but a goodie:
"what has three legs and a cunt on top?"
"a drum stool"
What? I can'thearyouoverthedrummerwhileimtryingtotune
Kevin James playing bass makes me feel great to be a bassist.
I bet he makes a great bass face.
Funny, there's me going "oh look, fuck face plays bass"
Whose got your favorite bass face?
I think mine is Sam Wilkes or Joe Dart.
Music isn't a competition. You'll never progress if you stop every time someone is better than you.
Oh no he's better than me too??
He's Kevin fucking James. Literal King.
Of course he's better than you
Dudes gonna rip the nastiest bass riff then fall in a puddle.
Kevin James playing bass makes me feel bad to be a bassist.
oh come on now. don't talk like that. there's many more reasons to feel bad about being a bassist.
But at least they're not a drummer.
Bassists are just translators between rhythm and melody instruments (source: bassist).
Ouch, but fair
oldie but a goodie:
"what has three legs and a cunt on top?"
"a drum stool"
What? I can'thearyouoverthedrummerwhileimtryingtotune
Kevin James playing bass makes me feel great to be a bassist.
I bet he makes a great bass face.
Funny, there's me going "oh look, fuck face plays bass"
Whose got your favorite bass face?
I think mine is Sam Wilkes or Joe Dart.
Music isn't a competition. You'll never progress if you stop every time someone is better than you.
Oh no he's better than me too??
He's Kevin fucking James. Literal King.
Of course he's better than you
Dudes gonna rip the nastiest bass riff then fall in a puddle.