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[-] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 51 points 1 year ago

Currently sitting next to silent bf silently. We just grunt at each other for days in a row. Live with someone wanting constant interaction = hell.

[-] bfg9k@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago

My wife and I have a whole system:

  • one grunt = I love you / thanks
  • two grunts = I want attention and love
  • one long grunt = I am in whine mode and want to talk about it
  • two short grunts = I want to fuck you
  • three short grunts = I'm hungry and want snacks
[-] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 15 points 1 year ago

What happens if you don't hear the first of three short grunts? Does one of you wonder why the other one is naked when they really just want a burrito?

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

¿Por que no los dos?

[-] Blankmann@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Tim? How's Mr. Wilson these days? lol

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

So the cherries and whipped cream are for five grunts. Interesting.

[-] Damaskox@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Haha this is wholesome! 💗

this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2023
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