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[-] RootAccess@lemmynsfw.com 134 points 11 months ago

I'm continually impressed at how good Joe Biden is at running this vast, secret, deep state network of people rigging everything... while being so bad at anything else.

[-] jettrscga@lemmy.world 83 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Obligatory definitions of fascism #8:

Fascist societies rhetorically cast their enemies as "at the same time too strong and too weak".

[-] neidu2@feddit.nl 17 points 11 months ago

Kind of how jews are supposedly inferior while also secretly running everything.

[-] anti@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

"Schrödinger's Jew", as David Baddiel puts it.

[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Wait Einstein was Jewish and he knew Schrodinger. It all makes sense now. how can no one else see how obvious it all is. Schrodinger was warning the world about space Lasers when he came up with the paradox of a quantum superposition.

/s

[-] Oderus@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Or the lazy immigrant that also wants to take our jobs.

[-] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

I’ve met a bunch of immigrants of all types on construction sites… those people are some of the nicest and hardest working people i’ve ever met. Then I have to work with conservative white men sometimes and… hoo boy. I can’t get off those job sites fast enough 😂

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

On a worksite, you avoid the guys that travel one person to truck and associate with the 6 or 7 guys that pile out of a single truck.

[-] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

Hahaha why is this so accurate? And the shinest, biggest truck usually belongs to the owner or someone high up at the GC company 😂 Bonus points if they stand in a circle and chew (and spit out) dip…

[-] dustyData@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

And also how Palestinians are simultaneously inferior animals who have to hide on tunnels and at the same time are a powerful cabal that infiltrated all the international agencies to make them antisemites. Fascism is one discourse wearing many disguises.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Ye olde doublespeak.

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