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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Excuse me sir but you're above the weight limit ... you may either pay an adjusted fee ... or we amputate two limbs

American rubbing his chin: .....mmmmmm ... I don't know .... hmmmm?

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 11 months ago

How much extra do they charge for the amputations?

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I mean Finland has universal healthcare right? Probably cheaper to go for the amputations, if so.

[-] B0rax@feddit.de 6 points 11 months ago

Only costs you an arm and a leg.

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 11 months ago

Or I was thinking about if it was in America

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 months ago

Free and instant weight loss, can't complain.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 11 months ago

What, a FREE AMPUTATION!?!? That'd be seven digits normally!

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

six digits if you have shitty health insurance ... five digits if we get a really good vet ... four digits if we do it right here

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