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[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 21 points 9 months ago

Touch does one thing from a “contract” perspective:

Ensure the timestamp of is

[-] dan@upvote.au 15 points 9 months ago

Systemd also does one thing from a contract perspective: run your system

[-] emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago

Oh no.

[-] dukk@programming.dev 1 points 9 months ago

Does it do it well, though?

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