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[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

Immortality.

Don't even try all the lame excuses about why it is a bad thing. You know who comes up lame excuses? People who are mortal.

  • I will never get bored
  • I will accept that everyone I know will eventually die
  • I am not worried about being trapped in a hole or something because fuck it I will just carry around a collapsible shovel
  • I am not worried about heat death because I will just solve entropy Asimov style.
  • If they sentence me to life imprisonment I will just wait them out. Also point out to the judge who sentences me that eventually I will get out since no civilization lasts forever
  • And if humanity goes extinct I will just remake humanity from my cache of stored fertilized eggs and artificial wombs that I had like a billion years to get working.
[-] Toes@ani.social 2 points 4 months ago

I got two things to say.

Are you ok with this potential future?

https://xkcd.com/505/

And take me with you.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yes I am okay with it. Sisyphus is happy.

Also I will take you with me.

this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2024
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