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Have you got any weird questions FROM the opposite gender? (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by Cryophilia@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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Misread the title of the other post which made me think of this question.

I, as a male, have had multiple women ask me how we ride bikes without smashing our balls.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 59 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I have had more than a few girls ask if they can hold my dick while I piss out of curiosity and not for sexual reasons. Most of them seemed to have thought it would have kick like a firehose. I can assure you: That only happens after I've had a large soda during a 3 hour movie in a theatre.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 25 points 6 months ago

Most of them seemed to have thought it would have kick like a firehose.

You let them?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 60 points 6 months ago

I'll let literally anyone touch my dick if they ask. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 29 points 6 months ago

this may be the most based thing I've heard anyone on Lemmy say

[-] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 23 points 6 months ago

Can I be next?

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 32 points 6 months ago

[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

None of my female friends have ever asked to hold mine. I think it would be fun to have someone else aim.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 22 points 6 months ago

Are you a gay man? I think that makes a difference.

[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

I am not.

[-] GeoGio7@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Ah oké it all makes sense now haha

[-] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 9 points 6 months ago

Ha, kind of related: I asked one of my early girlfriends if I clould pull the tampon string when she needed to change it. She let me.

[-] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Have you ever been asked to fish one out when it got stuck? Be prepared, it may happen one day

[-] GeoGio7@lemmy.world -5 points 6 months ago

I find this incredibly hard to believe

[-] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 12 points 6 months ago

Why? When you live together comfortably with a group of people, things like this become normal.

I was also surprised by how honest about my sexuality I could be with girls, when we spend 2 months together, almost all day long.

[-] GeoGio7@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Most of my friends are women but I don't think they'd ever ask me to do this. But OP is gay so it makes sense knowing that.

[-] almar_quigley@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

I’ve been asked this by a number of ex girlfriends. This isn’t that weird.

[-] GeoGio7@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

I mean I had the same with ex girlfriends too, but friends??

[-] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 2 points 6 months ago

Just lock a group of young men and women in a cage and see what happens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Somehow, more humans appear in the cage

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

Alright

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