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[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 16 points 5 months ago

No way. I once recited the entire script of an episode of Spongebob to some girls in a bar. Woke up the next morning with a girl in each arm and one across my lap. Girls love that shit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] MenacingPerson@lemm.ee 13 points 5 months ago

And then everyone clapped.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 5 months ago

That's nothing. I recited the entire Star Wars crawl from memory and now i'm the father of 16 children and I'm founding my own religion.

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

could have done better if you told them the story of darth plageis the wise

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

I had sex once sooooooo

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