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[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 73 points 2 months ago

makes me want to scream NERD!, except she could blow my head off easily.

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 months ago

Nerd? No, she's a cyborg sent back in time to protect you.

[-] dariusj18@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure that's an air pistol and firing an actual pistol like that (assuming something big enough actually blow a head off) would do weird things to her shoulder.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

It would do weirder things to your head.

[-] Skyline969@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago

She shot you a week ago. Wait for it….

[-] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Omae wa mou shindeiru

[-] Rolder@reddthat.com 1 points 2 months ago

Eh, poses like this absolutely would not work in real world situations.

[-] mhague@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I assume an Olympic shooter would use a different stance when firing a more powerful gun and still "blow their head off."

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

If you were standing exactly 10m away and did not move,...

[-] jj4211@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Damn, standing exactly 10m away from someone and not moving is my power move.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

It's my preferred flirting method.

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