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Would you rather have one horse-sized poop or a hundred duck-sized farts?
Definitely duck-sized farts. That would probably feel amazing decompressing all that gas. And probably wouldn't kill you like the horse-sized poop. Unless you asphyxiated I suppose...
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Would you rather have one horse-sized poop or a hundred duck-sized farts?
Definitely duck-sized farts. That would probably feel amazing decompressing all that gas. And probably wouldn't kill you like the horse-sized poop. Unless you asphyxiated I suppose...