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[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Maybe instead of pooping the poop juat transforms into 100 farts when it reaches the end of your digestive tract. So you go to the toilet and instead of dumping a log you just fart for 5 minutes straight.

[-] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 months ago

That would be dope. I'd take that deal.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Same. No more wiping my ass

this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2024
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