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You don't get to pick your trauma (lemmy.world)
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[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 10 points 3 months ago

Light mayonnaise, please

proceeds to drown sandwich in it

[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

Even if you dont ask for it! One time I just got done ordering my sandwich, they grab the mayo bottle and say "you want mayo?" Then jizz out half the bottle all over it before I can say no.

[-] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago

As an ex sandwich artist, now sandwich artiste (I quit and do it at home for myself now):

I STARTED putting normal amounts of mayo. My owner was 1st Gen Chinese and frugal as fuck so she drove that into us "1 line, half if they ask for light, 2 line if say more" were her exact words

Sooooooooooo many people said "more. No, more" that we all started defaulting to more when someone asked

[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Ah, you wanted light regular mayonnaise, not lite mayonnaise

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