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[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 39 points 12 hours ago

What about masturbate for sleepy?

[-] Veneroso@lemmy.world 20 points 10 hours ago

10/10 will wank for hours until I pass out from boredom.

Or

1/10 found horrible debased thing. Cum fast. Feel ashamed of self. Piss to prevent urinary tract infection. Sleep like a baby.

[-] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago

What about sleepy for masturb... ...

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

"Too tired to jerk off" sounds like an album name for a dad-punk band.

[-] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Not too drunk to fuck. But rather too sober and sleepy.

this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2024
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