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home remedy (lemm.ee)
submitted 17 hours ago by Lemjukes@lemm.ee to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[-] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 2 points 52 minutes ago

Didn't know that was a thing. Glad to find out. Gives purpose.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 15 points 8 hours ago

you get antihistamines wackin it?

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 36 points 10 hours ago

What about masturbate for sleepy?

[-] Veneroso@lemmy.world 18 points 8 hours ago

10/10 will wank for hours until I pass out from boredom.

Or

1/10 found horrible debased thing. Cum fast. Feel ashamed of self. Piss to prevent urinary tract infection. Sleep like a baby.

[-] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago

What about sleepy for masturb... ...

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

"Too tired to jerk off" sounds like an album name for a dad-punk band.

[-] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Not too drunk to fuck. But rather too sober and sleepy.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 15 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

holy shit i tought i was the only one. why though

[-] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 15 points 9 hours ago

Movin ur blood around

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 12 hours ago

Does snorting cum clear up your nose somehow or something?

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago
[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 hours ago

Tbh it's not something I've tried but I want to

[-] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 16 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)
[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 25 points 13 hours ago

Masturbating to get rid of my morning wood so I can take a piss

[-] Konstant@lemmy.world 13 points 8 hours ago

Not a thing for me. I have to piss for the morning wood to subside. And I don't feel like msturbating with morning wood, just pissing.

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

I just woke up. I want to be grouchy, not horny.

[-] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 6 points 8 hours ago

Morning wood is a waste of an erection.

[-] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 85 points 17 hours ago

It's about blood flow. Your nose is not only filled with mucus, it's also inflamed. Prioritizing blood flow to other parts of your body will temporarily alleviate that swelling, allowing you to breath again. Light exercise works just as well.

[-] Godort@lemm.ee 54 points 16 hours ago
[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 35 points 12 hours ago

If you do it right, masturbating is light exercise.

[-] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 15 points 12 hours ago

Masturbate while doing weighted squats

[-] StopJoiningWars@discuss.online 9 points 10 hours ago

Where are you putting the weights..?

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 10 hours ago

Not the way I do it!

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 33 points 15 hours ago

Tbh, If I'm feeling sick especially if it involves sinus congestion, I'm generally feeling far too icky to want to do that

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 24 points 14 hours ago

You have to be strong. Do it for the nose.

[-] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 5 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)
[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

How do you people have that much energy when you're sick

[-] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago

For post-nut clarity. A genuine reason why my problem solving skills improve when I work from home.

[-] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 20 points 17 hours ago

I've done this in the past and it works, briefly.

[-] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

Exercise in general will do this.

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago

It helps with my lower back pain, it feels like I’m just floating afterwards, like my spine has liquified. Orgasms in general just help make the pain go away, sex is better, but I’ll take what I can get.

[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 points 6 hours ago

fuck the pain away

this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2024
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