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If you could, how would you deprogram an extreme conservative? (links.hackliberty.org)

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How would you approach persuading a far extreme conservative toward center? What would you set as a realistic goal for a productive discourse? Would it be better attempt to do so in person rather than online?

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[-] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Because of the heavy brainwashing they've experienced, their brains will need to first be removed and dried out before they can be reset.

After re-assembly, try a car battery to restart them by using secure clamp-style connections on both ass cheeks. A conservative's back fat is marbled all the way up through their neck rolls and into their fascinating little brains, so they should start right up. Hope that helps.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

This is way too much work. Just use a qtip and hold down the reset button in their left ear for ten seconds. That should factory reset the brain.

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Instructions unclear, deactivated universal translator.

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