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[-] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 115 points 1 day ago

Because I'm fat and ugly. I don't want to see it and trust me you don't want to see it either.

[-] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 62 points 1 day ago
[-] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago

Trojan soldiers said the same thing about a big wooden horse outside their walls.

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Mr. Hands was surprised by a horse with big wood.

[-] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Now someone just needs to write an epic ballad and there'd be perfect parity between the two events.

[-] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 day ago

It's all about attitude.

I got a belly and I get a lot of positive attention when I rock a crop top.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 18 points 1 day ago

It's it from other men applauding you?

[-] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 day ago

Men, women and everyone in between.

Also, crop tops kick ass in the summer. Breezy...

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

i used to feel like that until i discovered the chub and bear crowds.

now i show off my hairy moobs; my low hanging belly; and my back boobs every chance i get when the sun is out.

[-] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 22 hours ago

stop describing yourself, I’m at WORK! eggplant

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