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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 150 points 2 days ago
[-] theparadox@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

The shareholders are the real victims here. Despite being willing to pay their new CEO more than their competitors, the rate at which the company's profits are increasing is 0.8% less than their competitor's! Their stock price just took a massive nose dive of $0.08 overnight! Better give the CEO a better incentive package. I'm sure he can replace our QA team with Elon's new Optimus robots. That might increase our margins and keep us competitive!

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 day ago

Yeah baby!!

Line goes up, grandpa and kiddo can just go to the crappier nursing home and daycare and you can work a little harder can't you!?

Now if you'll excuse me, but I've got some senators dicks to suck

[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 23 points 1 day ago

Now if you’ll excuse me, but I’ve got some senators dicks to suck

You got it backwards...

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

Line must go up.

[-] Quexotic@infosec.pub 31 points 1 day ago
[-] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

You have been permanently banned from c/Conservative.

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago
[-] Quexotic@infosec.pub 8 points 1 day ago

LOL you totally had me with that message. Thanks for the laugh!

[-] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Don't ask how I know what that message looks like! 😄

[-] fubbernuckin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Username checks out

[-] Quexotic@infosec.pub 6 points 1 day ago

Can't imagine how. LOL.

this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2024
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