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MY PERFECT MOURNING ROUTINE
(lemmy.world)
The perfect way to mourn your mundane life.
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this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2024
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Most of these make sense but its from a very privileged perspective.
2pm: have a meeting of max 1 hour.
3pm: end of work day, start prepping diner.
7pm: done with diner, wash the twenty pans and nine oven trays.
7:30pm: more weightlifting, more testosterone = more better.
9pm: time for bed, a good night rest starts early!
Social life is a waste of time 99% of the time, just take those antidepressants more often.
"Work for 3 hours"
Sure, I actually agree, I get more done in 3 hours than my coworkers do in a day. But it's not like I'm going to get to go home after that. I'll just get to sit and do nothing for the rest of the day looking busy.