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[-] Cyclist@lemmy.world 153 points 2 months ago

Amateur. In a dark location, on a clear night, I can see the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.3 million light years away.

[-] Davel23@fedia.io 76 points 2 months ago

Oh yeah, well I can see your mom. 2.3 million light years away. Because she's fat.

[-] Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win 18 points 2 months ago
[-] Davel23@fedia.io 51 points 2 months ago

She's so fat that I'm genuinely concerned for her health.

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Shes so fat im concerned for the higgs fields' health

[-] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 2 months ago

She’s so fat I can see what’s behind her

[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

She's so fat that observers are really mostly seeing what she used to look like.

[-] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I suppose we can calculate a minimum, if we look up the smallest angle of resolution for human eyes, and approximate her as spherical.

[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Just fat enough 😋

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

She's so fat that we're worried her and the sun will form a binary star system.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee -2 points 2 months ago

Well, fat at least

[-] Cyclist@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

You can't see my mom, she's dead.

[-] Davel23@fedia.io 22 points 2 months ago

She's 2.3 million light years away. We're seeing her in the past.

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Of course she's dead, she's in space...

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Fuckin' got them! Nice.

[-] teft@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Triangulum Galaxy is a smidge farther away (~2.7Mly) and also naked eye visible with the right sky conditions and good eyes.

[-] comador@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Looks like a smudge until you unfocus your eyes anyway.

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

I dont think 400000 times light can travel in a year of difference is "slightly further away"

[-] teft@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

What's a few hundred thousand light years between friends?

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

But since the sun is 93 millions miles away it's further because the number is bigger

[-] HereIAm@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

No you see some infinites are bigger than other. So light year is basically a larger infinity than millions. There's a YouTube video about, look it up 👍

/s (you never know these days)

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Smh you say on a dark place but then you say light years. If the whole year is light then how do you expect anyone to see if it has to be dark?

[-] Cyclist@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

It's a timey-whimey thing.

[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world -3 points 2 months ago

You're not really seeing it, though, your seeing it's distant past

[-] Shard@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

If you're going down that road, you're never seeing anything in its present form because even for an object a meter in front of you, all you're really seeing is the object as it existed nano seconds in the past. Hows is a nano second in the past different from years in the past?

My back says there's a difference

[-] tee9000@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Well its shorter

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