Bonus points for Billy Connolly.

I like the cut of this Gary guy's jib.

They're paying for it, you fuck it!

Reminds me of a setup I had for local serial multiplayer on my Atari ST. I had cable going from the ST's 25 pin serial port to a 9-pin connector, a gender changer, a null modem module, then 9-pin back to 25-pin. But hey, it worked.

"Space," it says, "is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space. Listen..." and so on.

*Egerts.

whatever ass-backwards state Musk chooses

Pretty sure he's headed to Texas.

Russia is believed to have about 6500 nuclear weapons. Even if ninety-nine percent of them fail, that's still 65 cities turned to ash.

I wouldn't put it past Elon to track this guy down via the plate number then remotely disable his car.

Former President Donald Trump has sued the co-founders of Truth Social, alleging they mismanaged the social media platform early on and should therefore lose their stock in the company, which recently went public.

If mismanagement is enough to prevent someone from owning stock, Trump should not own a single share of anything.

Would you say it was... a hassle?

Seize that fucker and turn it into low-income housing.