What is your horrible Food Poisoning story? (poptalk.scrubbles.tech)

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After a small bout this weekend, I want to hear what your horrible food poisoning stories are! Embarrassing? Thrilling? Was it a kitchen ignoring safety protocols or did you trust something that was a little iffy out of the fridge? Let me hear it! I'll post my own below.

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[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

While camping my dad and I found a watermelon. Not a wild one, or anything like that. One that someone had left. We ate it. We regretted it. It was not even that great tasting of a watermelon. Plus since we were camping we brought a limited amount of toilet paper, there was a lot of dipping our bottoms in the stream.

[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Congrats! So far you win for largest WHY?! in the post so far!

[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

Why? We were poor and it was a free watermelon.

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