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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

*edited post title to make it clear that this is a joke

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[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Yeah. Only ever tip in cash and in person. The suave 20-in-the-handshake looks cool but it's risky.

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

How is it risky? Once I bribed two people within five minutes in Chicago to get on a flight I was late for. What did I risk?

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Yup, bribes aren't illegal unless it's to government employees. And even then, I think it's only illegal to accept bribes, with maybe an exception if you bribed someone to get away with a crime.

So yeah, I don't think there's anything wrong with bribes, I just don't do it because screw that noise.

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