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[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 90 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Like, "attempted murder" just isn't a thing in their eyes.

“You see, Birch, I'm presently incarcerated for a crime I didn’t even commit! ‘Attempted murder.’ Ha! Now, honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?!” - Sideshow Bob from the episode of The Simpsons where he literally becomes the Republican mayoral candidate after calling into a right wing talk radio show.

[-] vividspecter@lemm.ee 5 points 4 weeks ago

When Trump won and starting talking about how unlikely it was, I half-expected him to break out into evil laughter ala Sideshow Bob in this scene. Which certainly would have been more honest.

[-] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Could he then get dragged through cactai while strapped to someone's undercarriage and then step on rakes indefinitely? That'd be swell.

this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2024
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