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[-] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Strawberries and icecream served in a fresh crab shell. Please discard the crab meat. I heard that all crabs nearby were infected with chlamydia and taste like durian

[-] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Dude WTF did you notice it’s your cake day?

Take this 🎂and this 💋

[-] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Why thank you. What is it two years.. three years. I don't even know. No kiss pls. I'm concerned about the chlamydia

[-] bacon@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

🍓🍨♋️

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

So that's where the burning sensation came from.

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