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We're going to be ruled by a split coalition between China, Mexico and Canada. And we'll somehow be better for it.
Well, the parts ruled by Mexico and Canada, at least.
I dunno... Even china at this point...
Already consider Texans to be Mexicans so I suppose the red states will follow suit
Would California join more ideologically similar Canada (and double their population)
Join China because of the coast/wealth
Or be returned to Mexico?
China gets the whole west coast including Nevada and Idaho (fuck you Idaho) and the rest is split based on an extension based on the mason-dixon line. The north becomes Canadian and the south becomes mexican.