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[-] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 80 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Man if you ever get the chance to see a wolf irl take it! At first you think it's a husky, but as it comes out of the woods into the clearing you can see it's the size of it, the size of the jaw. Built for snapping tibias. A predator's gaze falls upon you. And you realize it's definitely not a dog. All those half remembered, ancient tales of wolves suddenly being made truth. Whom will be hunter, and who will be hunted. You crouch and grasp at the forest floor. A rock, a stick, anything. It turns to go and so do you, realizing too late it's buddy was in the woods to your back. It stops, looks over it's shoulder once more, and asks for about tree fiddy.

[-] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

I'm glad it was just the Loch Ness monster instead of a real threat like Shia Lebouf

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

God damn loch ness monster!

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 weeks ago
[-] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Then why did I get fries and a shake with that!?

[-] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

Because this is a Wendy's.

[-] RazTheCat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Oh come on now, tree fiddy!?

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