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Swedish Chef as the innkeeper...
Mester ouff zee-a huouse-a,
duleeng ouout zee-a cherm
Reedy vit a huondsheke-a und un oupee-a pelm
Tells a suocy tele-a,
mekes a leettle-a stur
Cuostumers ippreceete-a a bun-fifeuor
Gled tu du a friend a fefur
Duesn't cust me-a tu be-a nice-a
Buot nuzeeng gets yuou nuzeeng
Iferyzeeng hes gut a leettle-a price-a!
Mester ouff zee-a huouse-a,
keeper ouff zee-a zuo
Reedy tu releefe-a 'im ouff a suou our tvu Vetering zee-a vine-a, mekeeng up zee-a veeght
Pickeen' up zeeur knick-knecks vhee-a zeey cuon't see-a streeght
Iferybudy lufes a luondlurd
Iferybudy's busum friend
I du vhetefer pleeses
Jesuos! Vun't I bleed 'im in zee-a ind!
Bork Bork Bork!