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A glass of wine. Doesn't need to be in glass just a coffee mug or any receptacle will do.
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Thank you and merry xmas chef :)
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Merry Christmas!
Crispy porchetta with roast vegetables and gravy, followed by a pavlova with strawberries and passionfruit topping please Chef. Champagne to drink. And an antacid tablet and a nice dark place to sleep it all off.
instructions to chef
Put those toasted cheese sandwiches down immediately! I don't care if they have pickles in them, you MUST have a proper meal.๐ฅ๐๐ฅฆ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฝ๐ฏ
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It would please you to know that Chef is having a variety of burgers four meals in a row, and is enjoying a nice cold pineapple sundae before work starts
Thank you for the delicious lunch. Still, hrrrmph. I'm not sure you're eating properly. The pineapple sundae sounds very nice though. Will remember that one for tomorrow.
The eggnog at this establishment is unparalleled, so could I please have another of those
And hereโs some of my secret-family-recipe trifle for you, chef. Hope you have a lovely day, whatever youโre doing ๐ฅฃ
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That is most delicious thank you. Chef is at work today.
Is there anything you'd like delivered bacon?
Could you take these oysters to Santa please? I told him I am giving him a dozen oysters for his hard work.
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All three successfully delivered!
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Unfortunately, I then also charged him a ๐ฆช ๐ฆช delivery fee. And my accountant said tax office said they needed their cut too so, successfully picked up the package of ๐ชจ!
You're welcome ๐ค
The coal is radioactive
Interesting... Are you implying that if I use the coal on a oyster that it'll grow another oyster?
It will grow into an oyster that has an appetite for human flesh
Suspicious that you happened to have a prearranged delivery of oysters to Santa...
The DT aren't the only customers we serve.
Understandable. But you wanting oysters delivered to Santa who has the ability to create human flesh eating monsters with his coal... Sounds like something is afoot and I want in.
Not while you are a mortal.
Ah, so your band of scallywags are also prone to arrogant assumptions I see.
If you require proof, I require 2 dozen of your finest human eating oysters but this will cost you a controlling stake in your mischievous endeavour.
We are the captain here.
Roast Lamb with lots of potatoes please chef.
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Thank you Chef and merry Christmas to you.
Treat yourself to something!
Merry Christmas! I got pineapple sundae!
A nice cold pre lunch drink please chef.
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Thanks. Cheers
One full Christmas roast with all the trimmings please. In a massive serving size far larger than one person should eat so that I can eat it all anyway and then spend the rest of the day complaining that I am too full.
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That was perfect thanks. There was so much food there though, I ate the whole lot and now I'm so full! I won't be able to eat again for a week.
I'll get a big juicy steak served with sauteed capsicum, asparagus and broccoli - with cheese on the veggies. Two eggs as well please
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Inspired by somebody you probably don't know: Chef I send you a halo halo pavlova ๐ ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ
Thank you!