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submitted 2 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

I have my brother's gift buried in a russian nesting doll of boxes, wrapping paper, memes and scotch tape lol

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[-] fefellama@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago

First off, that's a great gift! Funny yet super wholesome.

Secondly, holy crap you have a lot of cousins!

[-] 11111one11111@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Just about 50 on my mom's side and 5 on my dad's side. To anyone else looking in tho you couldn't tell that it wasnt 55ish full blooded siblings. Look, sound and act all alike on my dad's side and on my mom's side we all have our grandma's heart and grandpa's outrageously inappropriate personality and humor.

Worst part tho, we all live in a small town. So you start totalling up the unfuckables like cousin's spouses and all the 2nd and 3rd (just to be safe) cousins... and you arent making it out of middles school without the go to pickup line, "Are you my cousin?"

this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2024
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