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[-] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago

Wild. Okay. Thanks for coming through. I have follow up questions, but at least I can stop squinting at that sentence 😋

[-] nomy@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

I'm going to to start using that phrase as much as possible.

[-] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

I mean… I’m kinda partial to the image of a winking wood chipper, myself. This dude’s a linguistic trailblazer.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

I did invent the one about the woodchipper, but the other one's from Letterkenny

[-] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

And he owns up to his sources. You, fella, win the BrundleFly interweb gold star ⭐️ today.

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