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Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is
(sh.itjust.works)
People tweeting stuff. We allow tweets from anyone.
RULES:
My colleague's lad has randomly started telling anyone who will listen: "my mum's getting new boobies".
This lady is in fact not getting new boobies, and they're both at a loss as to why the kid has suddenly decided that, and why he has chosen to announce it.
Legend.
She likely made a joke at home and the kid took it to heart.
4d chessmaster psyop by the father
"Can't have people thinking my kid is a liar!"
-mom