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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 26 points 21 hours ago

Just having your phone should do that.

So, so many crimes are solved mainly through phone metadata

[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 20 hours ago

Just remember boys and girls, leave your phone at home when you go murder.

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 6 points 19 hours ago

Wear a mask that looks like a humans face, use common pistols or just stab the man, keep it quiet and use outfits that you can abandon with ease, check for cameras a week prior, find a safehouse that you either broke into or can guarantee it's safety

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

I would, but my phone is also my only camera right now. I hope to invest in a proper DSLR soon though.

[-] Flipper@feddit.org 7 points 18 hours ago

Taking pictures of evidence is also a really bad idea.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Filming this crime spree is the best idea I ever had

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

Why do it at all if not to grow my spankbank?

[-] kerrypacker@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

Yeah they don't advertise it much but phone warrants are pretty insane these days, they can track the shit out of you.

[-] Kallioapina@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 19 hours ago

Or carry your phone in a faraday-pouch when you're in a area where you dont wanna be known to be. You can make one yourself pretty easily. Just unbag to ping it in a plausible area.

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