Maybe you and Force need bumper bowling.

I did not know Peter was a convicted pedo. Yikes.

Peter Yarrow from Peter, Paul & Mary fame has died.

Puff the magic dragon

It's also Elvis Presley's birthday 🎂

I found my Nella Last books. Nella was an Englishwoman who wrote diaries and filled out questionnaires for Mass Observation during WW2 and continued for years afterwards. Somebody then compiled several books out of her 12 million words. A fascinating read written by a housewife and volunteer at the time.

You can fold the rack down if you haven't worked that out yet. Maybe try that. It might give you a better rinse.

The finish gel will give you about 6 months worth of washes. 1 litre ÷ 5ml = 200 washes.

I love Buckwheat Zydeco!

This is my favourite song. Always makes me happy when I hear it.

https://youtu.be/XHSQWAb3Esg

Miele

Nah it's about 12 years old now.

Nah it's not a pipe issue because I haven't had it on for days. I get the feeling it's a seal on the pump.

If there was a Lucky Cunt Award I'd be in the fucking running. Washing machine has sprung a leak underneath. Fuck Fuck Fuck.

Urgh fine.

Bring pizza shapes please.