[-] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 0 points 2 days ago

It must be peaceful choosing to be this ignorant

[-] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Get bigger pockets?

[-] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

Have you tried getting help on a basic question from a Linux forum?

[-] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 15 points 2 days ago

The same food pyramid that was promoted by corporations and that the FDA said to stop using around 15 years ago?

[-] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago

You were born in multiple years?

[-] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

My phone has 3gb and it's fine. Don't leave 10,000 tabs open.

[-] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

Non stamp collectors should leave behind their transphobia too

[-] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

Legally, access to government resources shouldn't depend on how you portray the government

[-] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 23 points 5 days ago

Patriarchy hurts everyone

[-] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

....that's the joke

To put it in British terms, this is like hating Cats Does Countdown because they keep telling jokes instead of playing the game

[-] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago

Probably 3rd behind China

[-] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

You're getting downvoted because you're wrong

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Please upvote this image so other people will be mildly confused and annoyed because that's funny thanks

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Let's say I decide I've had enough with this whole Federation business and that humanity would be better represented by a Starfleet that follows my particular ideology. Assuming I could get enough people for crew and support, why can't I start my own Starfleet?

I could replicate ship parts until I have a couple vessels. Go to new worlds and present myself as the official first contact of humanity. I could fly to Vulcan or Bajor and tell them no actually my organization represents humanity.

What's going to stop me?

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I'm missing something here. Admittedly, I'm making the assumption that blowing up hospitals is a bad thing to do.

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Been high nonstop for years. I realize it's bad for my health. But at least being high feels good.

My future is on a planet becoming increasingly unhabitable, under a government becoming increasingly fascist, doing nothing but working and still not being able to afford rent or food, never traveling, never making real friends much less finding a life partner, water quickly becoming a luxury, and with zero chance of ever retiring.

So why even bother?

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Would make the show watchable and cut like half the time.

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I want to go biking in cities, but from what I've read most police departments simply do not give a fuck about stolen bikes. How do I make sure my bike doesn't get stolen?

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Everyone is talking about the American soldiers killed in Jordan. But I don't know why they were there to begin with.

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Sad to see capitalist propaganda leaking in here. But remember the fundamentals my fellow workers.

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