I included those stats as well. ππ½ββοΈ
Green can get it like a pro.
To be clear, Dari and Pashto are considerably less prevalent than Arabic's global native speaker estimate you listed. Per Wikipedia, even:
Dari: ~31 million speakers worldwide (~0.38%), and the native tongue for ~50% of Afghanistan
Pashto: ~40 million speakers worldwide (~0.24%), and the native tongue for ~48% of Afghanistan
And, technically, the native speaker stat on a global scale for Arabic is closer to 3% (~310 million = ~4.61%), with English is nearer 4.61% (373 million). Technically. π€
Until? That's criminally generous.
Is that the new dance craze? A little Charleston, some Stanky Leg, and a conga line finale can-can, we have the Taliban Ban?
TBF, their comprehension of the word "celibacy" is only slightly more accurate than any religidiot's understanding of "abstinence".
Left. Curves for days.
Furthermore, wtf did they GO TO THE URL FROM A TEXT MESSAGE at all?! π€¦π½ββοΈ
FFS, people. There's "I need help with my computer" and then there's "Some of us shouldn't have a smartphone". π«ΆπΌ
Not going to church anymore is how you lower your chances of being raped β or elected, so: win/win. π€·π½ββοΈβπΌ
Don't believe the hype. VOTE.
#Vote! Run the score up!
We have no reason to keep it close. There's no Mercy Rule here. Crush this. We need to win without a shadow of a doubt, no room for debate or bullshit. Fucking VOTE. (Or, never have the choice to vote again, let's be frank.)
NGL, you read like you're doom-gripping your shaft while you type.
eg. "If your goOooOoal is to appearrr less misAHgynistic-c-c β maybe ^ohygod DON'T concentrate unh. yeah so much on naked WIM'n living in your house?!"
^Goddamn.