Merry Christmas, Renault.

My dad asked if I was gonna get him out of assisted living/memory care in Atlanta and I was in Denver on a business matter. He was very upset when I told him I wasn't going to buy a flight overnight to get him out. It got very tense and angry.

He died 11 days later from a heart attack. Our last discussion ended on screams. A lifetime of alcohol, smoking, and finally dementia, killed him.

I don't know if I can ever get over our last talk being so angry. There was love but also abuse throughout our relationship.

So we gonna finally accept that maybe all these cloud services aren't that secure

Bro, just stop. You'll get C&Ded. Stop thinking about reddit. Cut it out of your life. You don't need it anymore. Nobody does. We will find another way without it.

Bacon on Ice Cream works, but the Ice Cream Machine at McDonald's don't

I think a lot of dating sites are using bots or other means to push engagement at this point since online dating for women can be summed up like this:

Companies get mad when the employees look at their jobs the way execs look at their employees. Cue outrage. The only reason they mad is because they own the newspapers, too.

The audacity of these removed. I have a mercenary outlook on work too. If you love me, keep paying me good.

I'm not loyal to anybody, I'm a demon / I have no loyalty for anyone, never did, never will

Nothing says you care to advertisers like single handedly blowing up your website by cutting off 25% or more of its userbase.

How to tell you are running a cartel, step #1:

We're disappointed it didn't finish the job.

Godot wants to thank Unity Technologies for it's generous support