[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

This sovereign citizen plate someone in a Facebook group saw. The spelling is the cherry on top.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I love Cassie and Maggie's Christmas album and their version of Star in the East. I don't like Baby It's Cold Outside because whatever the intent was it's creepy.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Stileproject and rotten.com were absolute horror shows. Stileproject just seems to be porn now, but I saw a photo once in like 2005 or so of a guy standing on his head with his legs apart with a full size fire extinguisher jammed deeply into his ass.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

I am off from my day job until January 2nd. But I work my night job every single day. The only day off all year is Christmas ever.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Dry hands. I absolutely have to moisturize at all times.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

The Reddit exodus post API changes. I honestly have found it quite nice by and large, other than a couple of idiots in my inbox, including the person a couple of weeks ago who told me they reported me to the FBI because of some post I made re Luigi and the CEO shooting, although I don't know which one. It's funny because I actually have a relationship with the FBI for other reasons (yes really truly), and I just asked them if they wanted me to put them in touch with my agent, LOL.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

A friend: if they are immigrants on a work visa, barely know you, and are pushing you to marry them to stay in the country, and also give you an STD and still refuse to wear condoms? Bad. My friend was rather an insecure person and considering this until she asked me for advice and I said that it was a bad idea. I do understand the plight of an immigrant but this was just wrong.

Another friend: their boyfriend would ask them if he could take her Ritalin some days, and she was dealing with a personal struggle with alcoholism and would just say "ok sure I guess I just won't take it today" because she felt like she couldn't say no. He also did not call an ambulance when she had a seizure and eventually she was discovered to have an aneurysm that needed immediate evacuation, and she feels that was maybe because he beat her during a time when she was too drunk to remember and gave her a head injury, as she has a recording of something on her phone. Do not be with someone who will supply your addictions. Thankfully she got sober and got out.

Me: if from the get go his mother is rude to you despite you being a polite and eager to please person, and when you finally say something to him about how she's being rude to you, and his only answer is to say "yeah, my mother can be very rude" in a tone that says this is the way it is and he sees nothing wrong with it, and does nothing to defend you from her behaviour or address it, that's bad. If he's cavalier about money and finances and his significant debt, and goes out behind your back and spends a lot of money and when you object says it's his "character flaw", or when he goes out behind your back and spends 3000 dollars on furniture you haven't even seen, and when you get mad and are angry at him for a while says "when are you going to take me off the cross?", as if you're the one with the problem? That's bad. If he gets suspended and also fired from work and lies to you and dodges the truth about why, that's bad. If a million other bad things happen, that's bad. If you break down and tell someone about how bad things are in your relationship, and he finds out and tells you that you should have kept it to yourself and "worked it out together" despite being super violent, manipulative, and puts you in a bad financial position because of it? That's bad. If you ever feel in danger and scared to come home, look at your texts from him, or spend any money, that's bad.

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[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

This is hilarious. "Hello random ringless person, want to spend the rest of our lives together?".

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

I don't know quite why this is so funny but I laughed a lot. That's so cute.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 57 points 23 hours ago

My asthma winces at the very idea. I saw a bumper sticker in the US some years ago that said "Coal keeps the lights on", well, I guess, but so do other things that aren't carcinogenic.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

Missouri, Alabama, Tennessee, South Carolina, Utah, Oklahoma......

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