5½ years later the giant spider I was using as the legs for a glass coffee table twitched...
Wake up babe, new wojack just dropped.
Why would computers need a dentist?
We all are, but people keep paying them money. It won't stop until people get their heads out of their asses and stop doing that. Kind of like how microtransactions won't go away because whales won't stop shoveling dump trucks of money at mobile games.
I bet he's still salty about it too.
Just be honest and say they sentenced him to death. Whether it's from abuse or just because at his age he won't last 7 years in their shitty prisons, he's never going home and everybody knows it.
She's making a face like somebody rammed a dildo so deep in her skull that it hit her brain.
Just a reminder that if you're too important for you to be able to legally strike, it's all the more important that you strike anyway.
There's no need to sully the good name of Lord Megatron.
She can be called Megakaren.
He's a ghoul and was running out of dead children to eat.
Russian hackers attack Russian hackers over Russian hackers using Russian hackers against Russian hackers.
I still can't stop laughing. Can't wait for the one with even derpier eyes.