Even scarier when you realize Friday the 13th is on a Sunday.
feels like this would go viral on Facebook.
This looks like an email my boomer dad would forward to everyone he knows.
Fwd: re: re: re: re: Operation Candyman O(s)bama
check your candy for fentanyl this year because Obama hates white kids!
Obummer foes it again
The best I’ve seen was at a beach in Brazil.
Barraca = shack, post, tent
Brahma = brand of beer
This guy had a shack thing on the beach to sell beer and it was called Barraca do OBrahma and it had a picture of Obama.
Fuck it. I wanna suck a dick before everything goes tit's up.
Like a clean and kinda cute one though. Non dick type of dick ya kmow
Go get yourself a twink ig?
How bendy are you?
Why did this have to pass 666 up votes,
Could've been left at 666 updates and this post would be even better
You can work on 666 down arrows
Or 666 comments!
Huh? When are you guys celebrating Halloween? The only Friday 13ths in 2024 are in September and December.
Also I thought the calendar cycles every 400 years. So if Fri 13th Oct 2024 exists, which it doesn't, then Fri 13th Oct 1624 and 2424 also, er, don't exist.
♫ In the year 2424, if trolls are still alive... ♫
Yes. Since Halloween is the last day of October, the 31st, it's kinda never on the 13th. So yeah, it's a shitpost.
That is what you heathens want us to think!
Dang it I already forwarded this to my church group o well.
Well if we’re going through another doomsday scenario then hopefully this one puts us out of our misery this time.
I'm gullible as hell I showed this to my gf super excitedly
Don't feel bad. I once showed my then-girlfriend news of a Firefly renewal on April 1st.
You can't take the sky from me.
Well I asked ChatGPT if that is true. It's so cool that ChatGPT isn't allowed to tell me how stupid that question is
Yes totally reliable and accurate chatpgt
Chin up, now you know she really loves ya
My self esteam decreased drastically after realising
Unfortunately this won't happen until October 31st 2600. Starting on March 1st in the year 2600, the Julian calendar (popular in centuries past, and still used in a few places) will differ by 18 days from the Gregorian calendar (the current worldwide standard calendar).
It happens that October 31st in the year 2600 lands on a Friday, and so the Julian October 13th, which lands on that same day, is also a Friday.
There may be a sooner Friday the 13th that lands on Halloween, if you know of other obscure calendars like the Hebrew, Islamic, or Chinese calendars. I don't know enough about those to check.
obscure calendars like the Hebrew, Islamic, or Chinese calendars
That's not very nice to say, also very false
I eagerly await your writeup on whichever calendar you think I need to know more about.
You don't need to learn about other people calendar but you mentionned about 3 calendars that are very famous and used by a significant portion of the world population. That not something obscure at all. Just something that is not part of your culture and you don't know.
I love it when people over analyze shitposts. Well done!
Me: a complete dumbass.
"I could swear it happened once when I was a kid"
"...Wait a second..."
When you believe in things that you don't understand then you suffer.
Superstition ain't the way
this is why I'm a computer denialist
They're just rock sprites trapped and tricked into doing math
I call it sand that's been tortured so much they started doing math.
let my people go
Why would computers need a dentist?
Stevie Wonder much?
You can't just move holidays. Who do you think you are, the President of Venezuela?
Isn't Halloween always on 31 October? How's this possible?
That's why it's so scary 😱
The Halloween is inside the calendar!!!!!!
Did you know that Christmas and Halloween are the same day? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
As a devout Last Thursdayist I invite you all to share in the weirdness this year, as Halloween falls on a Thursday. Join me in celebrating the existential horror of not knowing if the universe was created mere hours ago with the appearance of age while handing out free candy and watching scary movies.
Im more scared for Nov. 5th TBH.
Thank god that new year is not on friday 13th.
I can't believe it actually started to compute this in my head. C'mon coffee, get to work.
If we declare it "the floor is lava" day, would that mean he can't walk on earth?
This makes me feel like I did the first time I saw a full blood moon. Amused but ultimately disappointed that the world didn't end.
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