[-] Flummoxed@lemmy.world 73 points 1 month ago

I lost myself. I married someone who slowly whittled me down to nothing over ten years.

I am divorcing him. It's been five months since I just didn't go home. It's been really hard, hardest thing I've ever done, but I'm coming back to life slowly.

I can't wait to see who I become.

[-] Flummoxed@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Wow. How sad. I never considered the difference between urban and rural poverty... I have some experience with the former but not really the latter. Thank you for the insight.

[-] Flummoxed@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago

Dear God, I hate this so much. Please give me a way to make these motherfuckers feel just a percentage of the kniving pain they unknowingly stab me with... May they understand why they must change their ways.

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I mean, Fred Kelly was going to be a character named Bunny.

Edit: Sorry if this is the wrong community for this question! Unsure what group might be in the know.

[-] Flummoxed@lemmy.world 54 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The phrase is "One bad apple spoils the barrel."

Literally means all are bad if one is bad.

Edit: verb simplification.

[-] Flummoxed@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

Not trying to be a jerk. Please take this as kindly as it is meant.

The past tense of "draw" is "drawn." It is an irregular verb in English.

Silly English.

[-] Flummoxed@lemmy.world 31 points 6 months ago

Blackjack hadn't been invented yet. Hell now definitely has blackjack.

[-] Flummoxed@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

There is no way TWO adult men would sit philosophically by while a child banged his cock. Maybe one man, but not two.

[-] Flummoxed@lemmy.world 64 points 6 months ago

What energy drink is shaped like that?? Maybe the diameter is similar, but no way it's the size of a whole can.

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Cassavetes? (en.wikipedia.org)
submitted 6 months ago by Flummoxed@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

Misogynist? Genius?

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Alcoholic? Messiah?

[-] Flummoxed@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

This is what exhaled out of me before I could even fully process what was going on.

[-] Flummoxed@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

Definitely Hmmm material...

[-] Flummoxed@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

Everytime I vote for you, I taste 34 other felony convictions!!

[-] Flummoxed@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago

Ah, so he was just following his set of the instructions. This situation is exactly why I teach students to always put some kind of noun after a "this," so that it is clear what "this" refers to.

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